Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer,
Tequila! Tequila! Tuquila ha-ha Tequila!
I wanna Whiskey! I wanna whoa whoa whoa whoa Whiskey.
All of our livers are going to hell,
Starting to smell like cheese.
Our blood is fermenting, we're wearing our lunch,
I'm gonna stay drunk, 'till the end.
- "Days Of Our Livers" by Schlong